Jerry and Nick are two best buddies whose love lives have hit rock bottom, Jerry's especially, having just vomited all over his fiancée on a hot air balloon trip prior to proposing to her.

Even by the low standards of other straight-guy-poses-as-gay-to-get-girl comedies, "Boat Trip" is a washout. Lacking the mojo even to be offensive in its stereotypical view of gays and women ...

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