I’ll have a whiskey. GUV:I ask the questions round here. PC GREEN:Interview with Boxer the Cart Horse, age 12, formerly of Animal Farm. PC Green sneezes. Apologies, allergic to horses.

GUV:So, we are looking at the plot for George Orwell’s Animal Farm, team ... Sat around him are Boxer the Cart Horse, Napoleon, Snowball and Squealer the pigs… GUV:They all congregate inside ...