Stinky Smurf smells so bad he attracts flies, which hints that he likely reeks of rotting meat or feces, specifically. 3) Brainy Smurf Anyone who remembers the original Smurfs cartoon remembers ...

Smurf War is hell, judging from this graphic-novel pitch for a brutally violent Smurf epic. Read why Brainy is an evil sonofabitch, and Smurfette is doomed. Meanwhile, the actor portraying the ...