Yes, police say, this is for real: a man was captured on surveillance video wearing a black t-shirt that says “Crime Pays” as he tried to rob a pizza shop in the suburbs of Baltimore.

A man wearing a shirt reading, "It's not a crime unless you get caught," was recorded stealing from a vending machine at a laundromat in Missouri. He hasn't been caught yet. Good morning.

A man who ransacked a laundromat soda machine and got away with $600 in cash was wearing a T-shirt proclaiming “It’s not a crime unless you get caught.” Security cameras clearly captured the ...