Any insight into why this is happening, and how I can stop resenting it? — GEORGE WANTS PASTRAMI ON RYE! DEAR GEORGE: First off — yes, this is an ideal "Seinfield" episode. I can see it now ...

On National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day ... In an episode of "Seinfeld," the ever-goofy George Costanza had a girlfriend who called it "the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats." ...

As George Costanza himself demonstrated on several occasions over the years, the call of carnal pleasure—including but by no means limited to mid-coitus pastrami—is always too powerful ...