His paunch heaved like a vexed hippo’s, his ham of a hand smote the ... political meetings a bird cage containing two housebroken rats. He calls them “Dill” and “Fred,” in honor of ...

The San Antonio Zoo wants to feed your rat of an ex to the animals for Valentine ... Hippos are the perfect purveyors of love, according to the zoo’s Hippo Love Candle, infused with the ...