Are you ready, kids? Nickelodeon just released a sneak peek of “The Patrick Star Show,” the second nautical and nonsensical spinoff of Stephen Hillenburg’s highly meme-able “SpongeBob ...

And at long last, Patrick Star—the floral-wearing starfish from the hit cartoon “SpongeBob SquarePants”—is getting his own show in order to express those inner machinations for the non-sea ...