Baby, it's cold outside, so it's time to deck the halls with boughs of holly, get some chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and dust off that unsightly sweater because it's National Ugly Christmas ...

Have you seen the Ugly Christmas Sweater suits? They are, literally, suits—matching ties included—that swathe their wearers in head-to-toe Christmas Sweater ugliness. They are, it should go ...